But the plural of ox should never be oxes.
One fowl is a goose and the plural is geese,
But the plural of moose would not therefore be meese.
But for house it is houses – we never say hice.
And since the plural of man is always called men,
For the plural of pan, why cannot we say pen?
Yet rat in the plural is never called rose.
And the masculine are he, his and him,
But imagine the , she, shis and shim!
Is the most lawless language you ever did see.